Are you afraid you have too many doubts? Your faith may be stronger than you
think. Here are
The Top Ten Signs You
Still Believe
1.
You think
Mother Angelica would make a neat aunt.
2.
You wear a cross, even if it makes you feel you
always have to be on your best behavior.
The thought of tucking it in your shirt is sometimes tempting, but it
makes you nervous.
3.
If you accidentally say a bad word, you say
“Sorry, God.”
4.
Your friend wishes his or her ex from Hell would
die and go back there, and you look up and say, “He (or she) didn’t mean it,
God.”
5.
The thought of deliberately skipping your
prayers or quiet time makes you nervous.
6.
You get annoyed at people who are annoyed at
people who say, “Have a blessed day.”
You think, “Don’t you want one?”
If you say it, you say “Sorry, God.”
7.
When you have something wrong with you, you “go up” at the healing service, even if it's something embarrassing, like lice.
8.
During the holidays, you change your voice mail
greeting to “Merry Christmas.” (If you
keep it on until Epiphany, you are either Episcopalian or too burned out to change
it.)
9.
A nonbelieving friend talks about the Hypocrisy
of Organized Religion, and you say, “Oh, lighten up.” (Especially if you add “for heaven’s sake.”)
10.
You feel sorry for Bill Maher, even though he is
rich and famous and gets to talk about smoking pot on television.
Do you have any signs
you’d like to share?
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