We love our church and we cannot lie
Episcopalians can’t deny
When you’re in your place
With a prayer book in your face
You won’t be bored,
When we glorify the Lord!
We never falter
When we go up to the altar.
And we don’t mind it
If you get behind it
Because the presence of God
Is where you find it!
Our priest wears a collar
But we won’t holler
If you dress really dapper
Or like a rapper
Or an nerdy Bible scholar.
And more than that
We’ll bless your backpack.
And that's a fact, Jack.
Do we have a Pope?
Nope!
And from above
The Lord sends down his love.
So fellas! Ladies!
If you don’t want to go to Hades
And you’re looking
for a church
That won’t leave you in the lurch
But you don’t know what to do --
The Episcopal Church welcomes you!
Alleluia!
(Ending for Lent and
Advent: The Lord Be With You)
Apologies and Thanks to Sir Mix-A-Lot
Does anyone want to make a video?
Ah, this explains both why you're down to 1.9 million for the first time since Coolidge and why your non-White membership is barely 5%.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what you mean. Is it because a member feels comfortable enough with the Church to write this or do you have a problem with the doctrine?
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