If your friends are talking about what they're wearing for Easter and you tell them that is bourgeoise or Pharisitical, you just might be an annoying Leftist or Christian.
If you add quotations, you really are!
During Easter Dinner, if you tell your nieces and nephews that coloring eggs is wasting food and that plastic eggs are polluting the environment, you just might be an annoying Christian.
If you add that Jesus never had an Easter basket, you probably are.
If you add that He never even got a jelly bean,
You really are!