If a friend says they wish their ex from Hell would get eaten by an alligator and go back there and you say, "He/she didn't mean it, God,"
Or, regarding your own ex, "I'm just praying that Jesus will come into her/his heart,."
(You can alleviate the annoyance by adding, "And stop him from being such a jerk!!" You can use a stronger noun or adjective (such a ****** !!!!!!!!!) as long as you tell God you don't mean it,)
YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN ANNOYING CHRISTIAN!
